here, darlin’, have a donut. i beg you.

December 11 2007


i don’t cook. that’s why i’m at the bobo grocery store delis all over the city.

the organic, locally grown, raw food vegans i’ve seen there are not the shiny, happy people one would imagine based on their earth-conscious eating habits.

most have a ‘zero-carb sneer’.

i want to gather them all up and turn them back toward the light.

carbohydrates and trans-fats bring a peace and contentment that can be found no other way.



i want to trademark ‘zero-carb sneer’.

please don’t buy that website name.

i plan on doing that sometime next week.

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